Your College Football-Free Viewing Guide for 31 August 2013

Don't want to watch some lawyered-up spoiled brat sit on his ass for half a game? Couldn't care less about Notre Dame's pie-in-the-sky expectations falling flat yet again? Tired of hearing about Alabama's 2014 recruiting class from your janitor? Then enjoy some of the other sports offerings available this Saturday.
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