Service Academies Will Be Able To Play Through October

Are you a federal employee currently furloughed because of the shutdown? Screw you. Want to visit a national park, monument, or like this kid, a zoo? Go pound sand. But service academy college football? Well, rubber stamp that shit right through, Chuck Hagel. After all, those 18-22 year-old "kids" need to play football more than this toddler needs to see his first panda.
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