Friday, June 28, 2013

Kyle Petty: Danica "Not A Racecar Driver"

After Danica was listed 91st on the Forbes' Celebrity 100 list (the only NASCAR driver), NASCAR on TNT analyst Kyle Petty took her to task, saying she was not a racecar driver:
“I’ve said it from the very beginning; she’s just a marketing machine...She can go fast, and I’ve seen her go fast. She drives the wheels off it when she goes fast. She’s not a racecar driver. There’s a difference. ‘The King’ [Richard Petty] always had that stupid saying, but it’s true, ‘Lots of drivers can drive fast, but very few drivers can race.’ ... I think she’s come a long way, but she’s still not a racecar driver. And I don’t think she’s ever going to be a race car driver. Because I think it’s too late to learn.’’ 
Danica's average finish so far in her rookie year is 25th.
Read more at Motor Racing Network Online.

Thursday, June 27, 2013

Can You Add Aaron Hernandez To Urban Meyer's Scorecard?

Aaron Hernandez is in jail right now on charges of murdering a semi-pro player, is being investigated for a double murder in a triple shooting the year prior, and is also being sued by a man who claims he lost his right eye after being shot by Hernandez. But many are connecting the dots with his college career at Florida, and mainly the coach who recruited him: Urban Meyer. Meyer's tenure in Gainesville contained many legal incidents with his players. They were so numerous, Jeremy Fowler and Rachel George of the Orlando Sentinel had a running tally, and Bryant Gumbel took time on Real Sports to condemn Florida. And while Hernandez was not among the estimated 30 players arrested during Meyer's six year tenure at Florida, internet rumors persist Hernandez failed drug tests while playing in Gainesville. But if you're wondering about the thirty or so players arrested, here's a list:
  • Dawayne Grace: Charged in July 2005 of misdemeanor battery and theft. Misdemeanor violation of a city ordinance and disorderly conduct in October 2005 (threw a punch in a fight). Suspended after October incident, transferred to Georgia Southern. 
  • Jon Demps: Driving with a suspended license (2006). Later kicked off team for reported marijuana incident. 
  • Louis Murphy: Misdemeanor possession of marijuana (2006). Suspended three games. 
  • Avery Atkins: Misdemeanor domestic battery (incident in Daytona with his child's mother) (2006). Suspended, transferred to Bethune-Cookman, where he had more legal troubles before dieing in a 2007 overdose. 
  • Brandon James: Felony for purchasing marijuana and misdemeanor possession (2007). Suspended for 2007 game against Western Kentucky. 
  • John Curtis: Misdemeanor violation of probation (failed to serve five hours of community service for an alcohol offense) (2007). 
  • Dorian Munroe: Felony theft (removed a University Police boot from his car and drove off with it). No punishment. 
  • Ronnie Wilson: In 2007, charged with aggravated assault, battery and display of a concealed weapon during commission of a felony (shot a semiautomatic rifle off during a fight). In 2008, charged with misdemeanor possession of marijuana. Later in 2008, charged one count of battery and one count of assault (incident at an apartment complex). Suspended from school a year for gun charge, kicked off team for assault charge. 
  • Tony Joiner: Felony theft (broke into an impound lot to free his girlfriend's car). No longer team captain. Jermaine Cunningham: Misdemeanor battery (throwing cups at a Jimmy John's clerk). Played in Capital One Bowl, but couldn't accept bowl gifts. 
  • Jamar Hornsby: Misdemeanor property damage and criminal mischief (threw a man on a car hood during a fight in April 2007). Later was separately charged with felony unauthorized use of a credit card to obtain goods and services and misdemeanor larceny of a credit card (made dozens of charges on the card of a dead female Florida student). No punishment for property damage, kicked off for larceny charges; previously suspended five games for selling complimentary tickets. 
  • Dustin Doe: In 2007, charged with misdemeanor affray and resisting arrest during a fight. In 2009, he was charged with driving with a suspended license. No punishment for resisting arrest, suspended after license violation, later returned to team. 
  • Torrey Davis: Misdemeanor driving with suspended license at least twice. 
  • Jacques Rickerson: Misdemeanor possession of marijuana in 2007 which were dropped. Later charged with felony domestic violence by strangulation and felony obstruction of justice (altercation with a girlfriend in 2008). Suspended for season opener for marijuana charge, kicked off the team following domestic violence incident. 
  • Cam Newton: Felony counts of burglary, larceny and obstruction of justice (alleged to have stolen another student's laptop [with the student's name on the bottom in White-out] then threw it out the dorm window when cops arrived). Suspended for 2008 season, transferred to junior college before returning at Auburn. 
  • Riley Cooper: Misdemeanor resisting an officer and failure comply with a police or fire department in February 2009. (Did not move car upon police orders). Punishment unknown. 
  • Carl Johnson: Misdemeanor violation of a sexual restraining order in 2009 (boarded a bus with a woman who claiming Johnson previously date-raped her three times). Allowed to remain on team during investigation. 
  • Marquis Hannah: Felony burglary, misdemeanor battery (broke into an apartment and punched a man in the face in 2009). Dismissed from team. 
  • Janoris Jenkins: Misdemeanor affray and resisting arrest without violence (during a 2009 fight outside a Gainesville night club). Did not miss games. 
  • Carlos Dunlap: Misdemeanor DUI (Found asleep in a car). Suspended for SEC championship game, played in Sugar Bowl. 
  • Gary Brown: Misdemeanor battery (Slapped a woman and scratched another at a 2010 party). Dismissed from team. 
  • Frankie Hammond, Jr.: DUI (allegedly speeding and swerving with open Crown Royal bottles in the car). Scholarship revoked, but allowed to be on team. 
  • Matt Elam: Misdemeanor possession of alcohol by a person under 21. Did play in games that season. 
  • Solomon Patton: Misdemeanor possession of alcohol by a person under 21. 
  • Chris Rainey: Felony Aggravated Stalking (Sent a woman "Time to Die Bitch" in a text in September 2010). Suspended for about six weeks, returned against Georgia. 
Meyer would retire from Florida in 2010 citing family time. He returned to college football in 2011, taking the head job at Ohio State, and his legal problems followed him as well:
  • Storm Klein: Misdemeanor charges of domestic violence and assault (allegedly threw a woman against a door in an argument in July 2012). Originally dismissed from team, later allowed to rejoin team. 
  • Jake Stoneburner: Obstructing official business (fled police after being caught urinating outside a restaurant). Scholarship revoked. 
  • Jack Mewhort: Obstructing official business (fled police after being caught urinating outside a restaurant). Scholarship revoked. 
  • Dominic Clarke: DUI in January 2012 (ran a stop sign), arrested for firing a "compressed-air gun" from a campus building in October. Scholarship revoked. 
  • Bri'onte Dunn: Possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia following a July 2012 traffic stop (after reportedly nearly hitting a patrol car). Charges dropped when his mother, who owned the car, claimed the marijuana was her's.
Top image courtesy Black Christian News.

Ghana's Got Our Number

In the 2006 World Cup, the United States lost to Ghana 2-1 in their last group match, sending the Americans home. In the 2010 Cup, the United States again lost to Ghana 2-1 in the Round of 16. On Thursday, America again faced Ghana in a crucial group stage match in the Under-20 World Cup in Turkey. If you've been paying attention, you can pretty much guess who won: Ghana 4-1, sending the Americans home again.
Read more at Fox Sports.

Saturday, June 22, 2013

Allan Simonsen (1978-2013)


Danish driver Allan Simonsen has died after his #95 Aston Martin Racing Vantage hit the guardrail head-on early in the 24 hour sports car race. The guardrail outside Tetre Rouge was damaged so severely it required an hour-long repair, and the bark was scraped off one of the trees one meter behind the guardrail. The video below, taken from the factory Corvette team's online stream, does not show the impact. It's the first death at Le Mans since 1997, when Sébastien Enjolras's Peugeot flew over a guardrail in prequalifying.

Simonsen was 34, and was racing in his seventh 24 Heures du Mans. His team were actually polesitters in the LMGTE Amateur class.
Read more at NBC's MotorsportsTalk. Top image courtesy Jalopnik.


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The Latest In The Confed Cup Protests

Brazilian President Dilma Rousseff recorded a speech for television promising reforms, mainly in public transport and national health, and the use of oil royalties to fund education. As far as soccer is concerned, the BBC's Ben Smith tweeted that Friday's Brazilian newspapers are focusing on the World-Cup-to-USA scenario, and Smith later wrote that FIFA denies rumors the current tournament will be canceled. Italy also denied they would be leaving, although they are staying inside their hotel rooms. ESPN's Roger Bennett tweeted a 2.5k "Ring of Safety" is being set up by police around the Arena Fonte Nova in Salvador, where Brazil will face Italy today. Also, Ben Smith tweeted this picture in downtown Salvador.

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Pats Tight End Involved In Urkel's Twitter Feud

 
It's a weird time to be a tight end for the New England Patriots right now: one's in-and-out of surgery, another's being chased by news choppers, and there's always a chance Tebow faces reality about his wounded duck throws. But for Jake Ballard, it got weird on Wednesday when Jaleel White tweeted him to let him know he'd be a good pick in fantasy this year.
Ballard retweeted, and USA Today's Mike Garafolo recognized the weirdness.
Which, of course, set Urkel off.


And now Ballard's just sitting there as Jaleel goes Original Gangster Dog on a Gannette writer. Shit's weird in Foxboro this year.



Top image courtesy Mr. Breakfast.

Monday, June 17, 2013

Julie Hermann Starts Her Job As Rutgers AD

Despite allegations she fired an assistant coach for getting pregnant and another subordinate for filing a sexual harassment report with Human Resources, Julie Hermann will begin her job as Athletic Director at Rutgers Tuesday.
As long as she doesn't tell a joke, she should be fine.
Read more at Yahoo.com.

Opinion: Hypocracy not enough, Times Picayune needs to do right by Journalism


Two Atlanta radio hosts are about to be fired, because they chose to do a comedy bit based on an article written by Steve Gleason. Gleason has been the face of former NFL'ers suffering from ALS, better known as Lou Gehrig's Disease, a brain condition believed to be brought on by constant hits to the head. Was it in poor taste? Sure. Is it offensive? Well, of course; anything can be offensive to anyone. But should we give a damn? Of course not.

But some do. Including the Times Picayune's Jeff Duncan. And he's a hypocrite and everything that's wrong with sports journalism.

First, he's commenting on something he never heard: the first line of his article is about how he hasn't heard the bit, but he's more than qualified to pass judgement on it. Which is great, Jeff; I wonder if your bosses would enjoy you breaking down a Saints game without even seeing the highlights. Then he goes into a diatribe how two radio hosts count as "journalists," and invoking the name of Bill Kovach, discusses how journalists are supposed to have some sense of higher morality.

Excellent point, Jeff. You first. No, I'm serious, Jeff.

Maybe you should think about who's name you just brought up: Bill Kovach. He covered the Civil Rights Movement, he wrote about poverty across the south, and he fought to keep the Tennessee legislature open to the public even as they tried to ruin his career. That's what journalism is, Jeff. It's standing up and showing people reality so society can fix it's problems.

I've only glanced though your archives (more than you did with this story), but I don't see what gives you the right to invoke one of the biggest names in journalism, or what claims you have to be a journalist. In fact, it offends me you think of yourself that highly as a journalist.

So pack your bags, Jeff. No, I'm serious. I want you fired, because you offend me.

You offend me like most of the other sports journalists, taking on soft targets and not asking big questions. God forbid sports journalists do anything to upset the powers that be, because they might take away their press pass. What's integrity compared to free seats to sports events, feeding one's fat face with free food, writing a quick recap with a soundbite in 30 minutes, and hoping to God it's enough to get an ESPN gig and being able to transcribe some boring illiterate athlete's ramblings into a book?

Last month, Britney Griner revealed she was told by her coaching staff to hide her sexuality. A woman, who was openly gay throughout high school, had to walk the halls of Baylor and hide the fact she was a lesbian. At a time when most young people are exploring life with their new-found freedom, she was forced into the closet by a coaching staff who (pay attention, Jeff, that's a huge part of journalism) were afraid it'd offend someone. Where's the outrage? It's 2013, pro athletes are starting to come out, and no one gives a shit that a college violated one of its students' Freedom of Expression?

How about Navy? Last month, the New York Times reported three of it's football players were under investigation for rape, and that victim and a separate victim said they were both afraid to speak out against the football program. It's like nothing happened. Steubenville's Reno Saccoccia got a 2-year contract extension: where's your "do the right thing" stance on that, Jeff? I don't see it in your archives, and you claim to be a football journalist. Some gamer tells a rape joke, and it's front page news. Where's the articles on the culture of rape in football? Surely someone sees this problem, right? For you Jeff, it wasn't as big as that post of you promoting an interview someone did with an LSU player who couldn't keep off the weed long enough to finish college. And how about LSU? Nothing about the USA Today report bringing up the academic fraud scandal ten years ago? You didn't want to comment on the real piece of journalism that pointed out then-LSU chancellor now-NCAA president Mark Emmert sweeping the case under the rug while having a nice chunk of his salary paid by the Tiger Athletic Foundation? Or how about the Sugar Bowl making billions of dollars yet tax exempt as a non-profit? Real Sports isn't based in New Orleans, and they toured abandoned buildings supposedly rebuilt by donations from the Bowl.

I also found this looking through your archive, Jeff (again, more than what you did). Did you really defend Gregg Williams during Bounty-gate? Because you have an article saying he shouldn't be a scapegoat for the scandal. So you think Gregg was a victim? Well, excuse the hell outta me, Jeff, but if you're so offended that someone would make fun of Steve Gleason, why not someone who passed him in the offices on a regular basis, knew about the brutal hits that possibly lead to his and countless others' condition, and still told his players to "affect the head" and target a player with a concussion? But he's on the hometown team, isn't he, Jeff? We're "us" and they're "them," right? Nice journalistic standard you have for yourself.

And let's not forget the double-standard New Orleans holds for itself right now. As everyone else tore apart the Gregg Williams footage that laid out his standards, Saints Nation yelled back, saying the quotes were "taken out of context" and that people shouldn't hold him to just things he said. Don't see the double standard? Sure, one's a joke and the other's a pre-game speech, but you don't see the irony of now calling for firings because of something that's been caught on tape?

And what's really insulting is this part of your article, Jeff (which, again, I actually read):

"Steve doesn't need me to defend him...Anyone who knows Steve's story or read his heartfelt guest column on SI.com today knows he has bigger battles to fight these days. But after hearing of this ugly incident, I simply can't stand idly on the sideline and allow it to happen without weighing in. Not when I have the bully pulpit of NOLA.com | The Times-Picayune at my disposal."
Exactly, Jeff. You have this "bully pulpit," and instead of making real change, you've gone after another soft target. Two radio guys made a joke, and even though you think the "victim" can handle it, you still took it upon yourself to "defend" him. If anything, you're using his name to lift yours, and that's offensive. And if you really wanted to make change, you'd drop this silly charade of "journalistic standards."

Journalism is a key part of our Freedom of Speech, which you want to rob from two radio hosts you probably never heard of before today. And if you think there's nothing wrong with that, ask Britney Griner.

You offend me, Jeff. Do the right thing and quit.

Shark V. Marlin

Might be disturbing.

Are Attacks On Refs On The Rise?

Outside the Lines reports on officials in youth sports, following the death of a soccer referee in Utah last year. Is the culture of college recruiting leading to more referees in danger?


I AM ANTONIO!

Florida's Antonio Morrison found himself arrested for simple battery for allegedly punching a bouncer in Gainesville Sunday Morning. Apparently, he was asked to pay the cover charge, after which he apparently told them, "Do you know who I am? I am a UF football player! I am Antonio!" before throwing a punch up the left side of his head.
Florida's response? "Coach Muschamp is aware and handling the matter."
Read more at The Orlando Sentinel.

College Football Likes Them Young


USC coach Lane Kiffen offered a scholarship to a young receiver in California last week. Like, real young:
8th grade.
Not to be outdone, UCLA the next day offered a scholarship to another 8th grader, a quarterback out of Texas.
And it's not the first time, either. Last year, both Alabama and LSU offered a scholarship to one 8th grader, and Washington offered one to a 14-year-old San Diego QB. And Lane Kiffen already made an offer to 13-year-old two years ago.
Read more at College Football Talk. 

Saturday, June 15, 2013

The NCAA Summed Up In One Picture



From the College World Series, thanks to Deadspin.

NFL Hall Of Famer: Football Will Be Gone In 20 Years

That's what former Lions cornerback Lem Barney told the Detroit Free Press:
“But in the next 10 to 20 years, society will alleviate football altogether because of how strong it’s becoming, how big it’s becoming and the tenacity that it already is. And it’s only going to get worse.”
Barney told his sons and grandson he didn't want them playing football, and also believes head injuries led to Deacon Jones death. If he had it to do all over again, he'd rather be a cabbie.

 Read more at Pro Football Talk

Sebastien Ain't Sweatin' It



So what did 11-year-old Sebastien De La Cruz think about the racist tweets following his NBA Finals Game 3 national anthem performance? Nothing, because he's just going to ignore them: "With the racist remarks, it was just people how they were raised." He's even thankful for the "learning experience." De La Cruz also commented on his traditional costume, saying "When I started mariachi, I knew there was gonna be a lot of politics. And I'm just a proud American, to be honest."

So the kid's not going to let you get him down, and even sang before Game 4.



Read more at KENS 5 News.

Want A Frosty?

Do you want it as bad as this guy? Hopefully not, since he's been fired after the picture hit the internet.
Read more at What Would Tyler Durgen Do?

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Howard's Rock Vandalized

Clemson University reports the key part of their football tradition was vandalized two weeks ago. The rock, which sat at the top of the hill overlooking the stadium nicknamed "Death Valley", was taken from California's Death Valley by an alumnus, then given to coach Frank Howard in 1965. Per tradition, players touch the rock as they enter the stadium, referring to Howard's speech that they give "110%" or keep their "filthy hands off my rock."
Speculation already points to fans of other schools, which if true, could be the worst college football-related vandalism since Harvey Updike poisoned Auburn's Toomers Oaks in 2010

Read more at USA Today. 
Image courtesy OrangeandWhite.com.

For gits and shiggles, here's Updike admitting to the poisoning on The Paul Finebaum Show.

College Sports Dossier: Jason Peters

Jason Peters was arrested in Monroe, Louisiana, Wednesday morning after leading police on a 100 mph chase after they tried to pull him over for drag racing. So what college did this player possibly play Grand Theft Auto at?

Arkansas, and according to his Scout.com report, he was enrolled in the College of Education and Health Professions and was majoring in industrial technology education.
Read more at Pro Football Talk and Scout.com.

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Is 3DTV Done?


Remember when Avatar made fat stacks of cash and everyone was crazy for 3D? Well, ESPN announced in their latest round of budget cuts they are ending ESPN3D and laying off all staff, eliminating what was pretty much the only known 3D-TV channel.
Read more at Awful Announcing.

College Sports Dossier: Adam "Pac-Man" Jones

So where did the man who "made it rain" and who recently "defended" himself against some woman outside a bar go to school?
West Virginia, where not only was he an Athletic Coaching Education major, he was named to the Athletic Director’s Academic Honor Roll. WVU's even kept his profile online.

Image courtesy Bleacher Report. 

Monday, June 10, 2013

Pacman's Back!

Looks like Adam "Pacman" Jones is making news off the field again. Apparently, he's been arrested for slugging a woman outside a Cincinnati bar last Wednesday night, as captured on this video acquired by Fox Sports 1360.


But don't worry: Pac's got his reasons.

Read more at the Cincinatti Enquirer.

Thursday, June 6, 2013

High School Recruit "Rolls Toilet"




Elijah Hood plays running back for Charlotte Catholic High School, but verbally committed to Notre Dame in April, before he's even started his senior year. He still gets recruitment letters from other colleges, so he decided to show his Notre Dame loyalty by shooting this Vine Tuesday night:

    #RollToilet #Firstvine #ImOutHere vine.co/v/b3x5qbq31tO
    — Elijah Hood (@EHood34) June 5, 2013



Needless to say, Hood deleted the tweet and original vine after his high school coach told him to.


It should be an interesting senior year of high school. Read more at SBNation.com.